Asher always knew that his girlfriend Heather was weird, but this was beyond weird. She had transformed him into a woman one day, and he reacted exactly as one might expect -- with screams and panic. They didn’t leave his mouth for long, as it seemed he soon had no mouth at all.
“Sorry! Sorry!” Heather told him, “But don’t scream. PLEASE don’t scream. It’s going to sound strange, but I discovered I can bend reality.”
Asher had so many questions. Was she a witch? How did she discover the power? Of course, with no mouth, he couldn’t ask any of them.
“You look like you’re going to scream again if I give you your mouth back,” Heather continued.
Asher tried shaking his head no, but Heather wasn’t convinced.
“It turns out I’m omnipotent. My parents are these fourth dimensional beings, and they never told me!” Heather continued to prattle on as Asher could only sit there and listen. He wasn’t even made about being transformed into a woman anymore -- of course if Heather was truly omnipotent, he considered she just made him comfortable with it -- but his lack of a mouth was truly worrying. If only she would take two seconds to stop talking about herself and her powers to restore it. He thought about trying to draw attention to it, but he also did not want to piss her off.
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