Half and Half

Nathan wasn’t about to panic just because he found himself in the wrong body. Sure, he was a woman, and he --

The thought was interrupted by a ringing in the purse he now held. He recognized the number as his own, and the voice on the other end was his. They quickly discussed where to meet up to talk about the fact that they had swapped bodies.

Nathan arrived first and sat down, the cushion of his new butt feeling particularly odd. When he saw his body approached, he waved with a smile, but the look on his former face was concerning.

“What’s wrong?” Nathan asked.

“That’s not my body,” The woman replied with his voice, “I mean, it is MOSTLY my body, but those aren’t my legs.”

“What do you mean?”

“Just look down. See how skinny my arms are? The frame of my upper body? Now look at that butt! Those legs! They’re huge! And I was wearing a cute skirt, not shorts.”

“You mean to tell me I swapped with your upper half, but I have some complete other woman’s lower half? That seems impossible!”

“As if body swapping itself is completely normal?”